I will get you into America, even if I have to shove you up my ass, in order to get you past immigration

After Jaws, hollywood has never been able to make another great when "animals attack" genre.
The story lines are just plain old shitty, or the animal behaviours are just way too un-real (Thanks Animal Planet for sucking the fun out of things), or the characters suck...

I just saw Primeval with the madam and wasted RM22** (excluding food and drinks), and boy did it suck. At first I thought it would be good, since I saw the National Geographic special it was supposedly based on. Man was I wrong, too many plot lines going on...A civil war, some hidden agenda intrigue, plus trying to catch a 20 foot crocodile. For fuck sake stick to the most interesting one and expand on that story..like catch the fucking crocodile.

The characters were just plain vanilla.....The one i hated the most was the kind, politically correct, lets save the fucking world, "i have not a clue what suffering is" American woman....
She was just plain old annoying, and at the most critical scene where her life is just about to escape danger, she fucking goes off and runs into danger again trying to do the fucking right thing, i.e. save a fucking dog with a 20ft crocodile running towards her. WHAT A FUCKING TOOL.....I would've been like... DITCH THE BITCH AND RUN.....but the movie had one of the best lines for this month and perhaps on the ass end of cinematic history...

Scene:
African American (AA) to Burundi African, who wants to go america (BA), after AA is saved by BA: "I will get you into america, even if I have to shove you up my ass, in order to get you past immigration"

My comment: Jesse Jackson eat your heart out....

**Guys if your going on a date or are already in a relationship, animal movies just wont do it for them girls, unless its animated like happy feet.